yeah o_O

matt, that's so aggitated of you. are you in a bad mood? i hope not, because if you are that means you need a hug. and if you need a hug, that means danny or steve will have to give it to you. and i don't think you want that. ^_^ so be in a good mood, okies? for me? please? i'll be your best friend. with a cherry on top. ^_^ that makes no sense out of order. ^_^ i'm tired and i drank my weight in cherry coke today, so i'm way wound up and hyper. you could read that as woond up, like i have a gaping wound. omg a quarter is sitting beside me! i like shiny... ow! it bit me! stupid quarters. i'll exact my revenge and kill them all in a systematic fashion, except for a handful of chosen ones, who will be my slaves and execute those i no longer wish to live. like erin. and that guy that came into work asking to use the phone and bitched at me because i said he couldn't use it because it's company policy and he was all "it's just right across the street" and i was thinking "then walk there" but was polite and told him to use the pay phone, but he got all upset and was all "like it's a sin to use the phone any more" and i was all "dude, local or not, it costs the company money" and he was all "what if someone got shot" and i was all "if someone got shot, you can use the phone, otherwise use the pay phone" and he was all drunk and his eyes were kinda shifty and it really made me mad. seriously. i was mad all night after that. oooooh, and i'd kill those kids who shattered my calculator at work tonight. meanie dumbheads. it was only a buck, but i loved that calculator. it bor me many heirs. before the tuburculosis set in. but even with the tb, i still loved my little baby-maker. i'd dress it up in frilly french maid uniforms and cat suits and the occasional sumo suit. what can i say, i'm a sucker for sumo wrestlers. they're hot. you know who else is hot? sephiroth. yep. that man is freakin beautiful. if i weren't taken, and if he were real, and if he was ok with me existing and everything, i'd totally marry him. or at least glomp him. glomp him like a red-headed step stool. i really think i need to sleep. when things like this start to make sense, you know there's something wrong with your brain. ^_^

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